I said with the utmost sincerity, "Baby listen to me, I have the answer to your dilemma! I can help you if you follow this map!"
A moment of silence passed and then came the words that yielded an uppercut to my mid-drift. "Mom your lecturing me!"
What the hell I thought! That is when I realized that the words I spoke were of no significance, importance, value, or even substance to the listening ear of the younger than 30 population. My words are germs in an infested void swimming for a place to land. Gust of air pushing my words around as they float to a place of no value, and then they land. In the darkest of the receivers existence the word land only to be bounced in an attempt to not receive the germ of, "I told you so." Antibiotics, cold medicines, avoidance and distance are digested to wash away the germ until the youthful immune system has no other recourse but to embrace the germ. The germ stays dormant in an incubus state in the belly of the youth until it evolves from the mouth of its host 15 years into the future: wiser, stronger, and aggressive. The germ then continues the cycle once again wandering in the infested void seeking a new host, you.